LETTERS TO MY GLANDS: FROM LIFESPRING CLASS, LINDA MARY MONTANO 2012 ************************************************************************************* DEAR OVARIES:
YOU ARE: TOTALLY WORTHLESS
TOTALLY UNUSED
TOTALLY SHRUNK
TOTALLY UNKNOWN
TOTALLY IRRELEVANT
TOTALLY DRIED UP
TOTALLY UNRESPECTED
TOTALLY TIGHT
I DRINK TO YOU.
LOVE, LINDA
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DEAR PANCREAS:
I AM TOO:
SWEET TO HIM
SWEET TO HER
SWEET TO THEM
SWEET TO US
SWEET TO FAMILY
SWEET TO CHURCH
SWEET TO SCHOOL
SWEET TO AIR
SWEET TO WATER
SWEET TO TASTE
SWEET TO SMELL
SWEET TO FIRE
SWEET TO STOP!
THE ACID IS BURNING ME!
LOVE, LINDA
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DEAR ADRENALS:
PEANUTS R US
NUTS ON KIDNEYS R US
PARASITES ON KIDNEYS R US
MONSTER STRESSORS R US
POWER OVER R US
POWER UNDER R US
UNWILLINGNESS TO SPEAK R US
WILLING TO BE VICTIMIZED R US
TIGHT ASSED R US
BACK WARDS R US
NOT IN SIGHT R US
DEPLETED R US
OVERUSED R US
UNDERUSED R US
ABUSED R US
SHUT UP AND JUST LAY THERE R US
I DONT LOVE YOU YET.
LINDA.
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DEAR THYMUS;
HEART TAP
HEART SAP
HEART CRAP
HEART MAP
HEART DONE
HEART ATTACK
HEART PACK
HEART CURE
HEART SMART
HEART CART
HEART FART
HEART MART
HEART FLOOD
HEART BLOOD
HEART MUD
HEART CUD
HEART SACK
HEART ATTACK
HEART CURE
HEART PURE
HEART PURE
PURE,
PURE HEART.
LOVE,
LINDA
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DEAR THYROID,
YOU STINK
YOU SMELL
YOU DISGUST
YOU DIGRESS
YOU CHOKE
YOU GAG
YOU VOMIT
YOU WITHOLD
YOU CURSE Y
OU REFUSE
YOU CLOSE
YOU COUGH
YOU DELETE
YOU SPIT
YOU YOU YOU
SO SORRY.
LOVE,
LINDA
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DEAR PINEAL AND PITUITARY:
1. MISS KISS PISS
2. TIGHT FIGHT RIGHT
3. SPIT SHIT HIT 4. BEAT MEAT TEAT
5. BROKEN UNSPOKEN TOKEN
6. SMAKED PACKED CRACKED
7. COY JOY TOY
PEACE,
LINDA **********************************************************************************************
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