Wednesday, February 4, 2015

THE HEATER STORY

                                             THE HEATER STORY






BACKSTORY:






 The plumber put gargantuan sewer pipes right at the place where the door opens to the furnace. You need to be a practicing anorexic to service the heater. There was a person doing it but i asked for another one a few years ago. The first one was a master. although the new skinnier person got into the 10 inch space easier, (they) not saying he or she, left something untightened it seems. At 4 am yesterday THE ORIGINAL SERVICE PERSON arrived, even more armed with coats and boots and layers of clothes and slipped his bigness between the sticking out bothersome sewage pipes and the opening to the source of earth-bound heat. When he left I asked, "Do you think this will work." referencing the 10 acts of mechanical magic he performed....He looked back over his shoulder, lugging his tech-doctor bag and said something like this, not an exact quote, "Heaters and I have something going on," or something like that. Shaman/esses come in all sizes , shapes and occupations. I am warm.

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