Postscript
The Glands and Chakras Are Grateful to Annie and Beth
Chakra 1: Muladhara. Gland 1: Ovaries/Testes. Intimacy.
ANNIE and BETH: Gratitude to you both! There are now 455,072,324 young, old, straight, bi, transgender, and celibate folks who comfortably and ecstatically celebrate their sensuality because of you, and in doing so they generate more love for this hungry, hurting planet.
Chakra 2: Svadhisthana. Gland 2: Pancreas. Money.
Annie and Beth: Gratitude to you both! As penultimate Earth stewards you both fearlessly generate props, costumes, magical objects, and millions of glittery accoutrements that transform environments. With gusto and without shyness, you seek funding to finance these spectacles that ritually and positively change group consciousness.
Chakra 3: Manipura. Gland 3: Adrenals. Courage.
Annie and Beth: Gratitude to you both! Prophets have no limits, and your aesthetic message that everyone and everything has a soul has allowed you to fearlessly, courageously, and radically do everything possible to protect all souls.
Chakra 4: Anahata. Gland 4: Thymus. Love.
Annie and Beth: Gratitude to you both! You have performed enough autobiographical work so that you both feel healed enough to become bigger than your individual selves. Now you can focus on the Earth as a living, organic being in need of attention, transformation, and performative respect.
Chakra 5: Vishuddha. Gland 5: Thyroid. Communication.
Annie and Beth: Gratitude to you both! You walk your talk in simple inclusivity. It is obvious that both of you are secret, private, hidden intellectuals who easily speak the language of the academy, but you both insist on connecting and speaking with and not at all so that the message and people benefit. What a wonderful strategy for activists of love who sidestep away from self-aggrandizing power so that the Earth and others can shine.
Chakra 6: Ajna. Gland 6: Pineal. Intuition.
Beth and Annie: Gratitude to you both! You see what needs to be done and seed your vision to pioneer a path that will positively change the entire universe.
Chakra 7: Sahasrara. Gland 7: Pituitary. Joy.
Annie and Beth: Gratitude to you both! Keep leading us into the waters so we splash around again like we did before. Keep leading us to nonjudgmental collaborations. Keep leading us to the information that opens our minds to the real truth. Keep leading us to healthy ways to convert pain/evil/distress into fabulous flowers of beauty and light. Keep leading us back to the garden.