RANT-A-RAMA
DO YOU NEED TO RANT AND DONT WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME/ENERGY/MENTAL PEACE/REPUTATION/MEDITATED EQUILIBRIUM/DISCIPLINE/AURA OF SWEETNESS DOING SO?
IF SO............SEND ME YOUR ISSUE/ISSUES AND :
1. I WILL DESIGN AN OBJECT THAT WILL APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN MADE BY AN UNHAPPY CAMPER WHICH I THEN SEND TO YOU
OR
2. I WILL COMPOSE AN OVER THE TOP RANT-FILLED LETTER WHICH YOU CAN SEND:
TO A PERSON
TO A COUNTRY
TO A MEDICAL PERSON/PLACE
TO A LOBBYIST
TO YOUR CONTRACTOR
TO A PROPONENT OF FRACKING
TO AN EDITOR OF ANY PAPER ANYWHERE
TO A BOOK PUBLISHER
TO A GALLERY OWNER
TO A BISHOP
ETC.
3. I ALSO DESIGN RESPONSES FOR YOUR NEED TO SEND A RANTING EMAIL
4.
I MAKE HYSTERICALLY GENERATED CELLPHONE CALLS IF YOU ARE SHY TO DO SO
5.
I COMPOSE TEXTS AND CAN EMAIL THEM TO YOU
6.
I DESIGN T-SHIRTS WITH YOUR RANT-MESSAGE ON IT IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SPEAK UP AT THE GYM
AND
7. I ALSO ADVISE YOU OF OTHER WAYS THAT I CAN HELP YOU GET THINGS RANTED ABOUT, OFF YOUR CHEST, OUT OF YOUR LEFT BRAIN AND INTO THE REALM OF YOUR TRUTH
I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO PRODUCE TOTALLY ARCANE EXERCISES OF DRIBBLED RAGE THAT WILL FIT ANY OCCASION.
WHAT IS THE RESULT?
YOU AND I BOTH BENEFIT:
YOU GET TO FEEL BETTER
AND I GET TO EXERCISE MY RANT-MUSCLES WHICH INCREASE EXPODENTIALLY AS I AGE.
TO DISCUSS:
CALL 1-7*5-%%3-#2@#@%8
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